awake and alive

I was waiting for the bus back to the commuter lot today when I witnessed something fabulous.  A girl, who also happened to be waiting for the bus, beeped a “friend” using Nextel two-way on speakerphone.  I happen to think that two-way on speakerphone is not only rude, but just plain dumb.  This girl furthered my beliefs and thoroughly proved the dumb factor.

Here is snippets of the conversation (at least from what I can remember):

girl: hey, what cha doin?
guy: thinking about your hot ass rack.
girl: thanks, everyone around me heard that.

So, then she continued for another minute on speakerphone and then switched to regular phone.  Interestingly enough she decided to go back to speakerphone near the end of the conversation, where they talked about nothing for a minute and then the guy said something like “we’re gonna have sex soon” or “I can’t wait to have sex with you tonight”.

The only thing that would have made this better (or more deserving of a Darwin award) would have been if she had tried to cross the road at the end of the conversation and was hit by the bus.

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